Saturday, April 19, 2008

In a shocking revelation, the well known recluse and Manager of the Helena Handbaskets, God Almighty, has once again communicated with us. His image appeared on an overdone piece of toast in a truckstop diner just outside of town. Believers and skeptics alike were reported to have heard the following statement coming from a booming voice in the skies, "WE DOTH SUCK, AND MUST REBUILD".
God followed up with a list of players he would be willing to trade for young pitching and prospects.
SP Tomas Folch
SP Joseph Diederich
CL Alfred Wickline
3B Ben Anguita
RF Shane Spies

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