Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Pittsburgh Again Reaches Out

Hearing the wails of another distressed owner, Pittsburgh has again swooped in to rescue a team from bankruptcy. The Pisces agreed to take back outcast SP Oscar Leon (accompanied by prospect SP Harold Deutsch) in exchange for an 8th round pick in the upcoming draft, $1.5 million, and hot prospect catcher James Morones.

"It's just a situation where we have to give until it hurts," said Owner/GM Mack Shultz at his second press conference in a ten-minute period. "And now, it might hurt a bit."

Once again, the player obtained by Pittsburgh is a free agent at the end of the year. Whispers surround the Pisces' front office, but nobody seems to know what Shultz will do next. "Heck," he said, "I'm not even sure what I'm going to do."

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