The Pittsburgh Pisces belatedly announce a trade made with the Helena Handbaskets immediately before the season. The Pisces sent first baseman Wiley Reynoso to the Handbaskets in exchange for a fourth-round pick next year and "some guy in the minors," announced team spokesman Murray Sports, recently hired away from Channel 4 Action News.
When asked why the trade was made, Mr. Sports explained simply that "Wiley was a Sagittarius. Not a Pisces. Aren't you people paying attention?"
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