Seattle GM Matt Macario announced today that he is accepting trade offers for the Dominican God of Walks, 4.5 star 1B Amador Zaragoza, who sports an astounding career .447 on base percentage. Zaragoza has ranked 1st in the OEL every year since its inception in both walks and OBP, and last year also led the league in runs scored, with 126.
"Amador is definitely an impact player, and he would provide a huge boost to any contending team," Macario stated. "His enormous achievements speak for themselves." When asked to explain the reason behind his willingness to let such a valued player go to a competitor, Macario responded simply, "Apparently, he has some photographs. Let's just leave it at that."
Macario invites all interested GMs to contact him via email at guitar_shark@hotmail.com.
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