Pittsburgh Sells Future to Cairo

In a deal finalized on the eve of the draft, the Pittsburgh Pisces have sold off a piece of their future for nothing but cold, hard cash. The Pisces have sent their second, third, and fourth round picks in the upcoming draft to Cairo in exchange for $10 million. Two other crappy A-ball starting pitchers also exchanged hands to comply with league rules, as the Pisces sent out John Stanley and received Simon Galaz.

Speculation is running rampant in the Steel City as to Owner/GM Mack Shultz's intentions with his new found riches. Sources indicate that the always popular "hookers and blow" option is being hotly debated within the organization. Other possibilities are said to include a new villa in the Caribbean, a preemptive legal defense fund, and payola for a new stadium. Wild rumors indicate that Shultz may even spend it to improve the team, but that seems most unlikely.