The Pittsburgh Pisces front office announced a contract extension today with star reliever Vincent Furness, sending the Pisces' fans into waves of delrium.
Vincent "The Fox" Furness has long been known for his matinee idol looks. A solid 6'3" with 230 pounds of chiseled muscle, Furness's female fans have gone slightly loopy with their excitement. The sentiments posted on the WFF ("Women for Furness") website cannot be shared in a family-friendly blog. But, the news of the three-year extension has sent these women into an orgasmic frenzy.
"I loved the Pisces before," said WFF spokeswoman Heidi Klum. "I mean, my interest was at an 86 on a scale of 1 to 100. But now, after the extension, it's a solid 100. I told Seal that I was sorry, but I would be travelling with the team from now on."
Could other teams achieve similar gains through extending the contracts of their popular players? Hard to tell, but time and experience should show the way.
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