In a shocking revelation, the well known recluse and Manager of the Helena Handbaskets, God Almighty, has once again communicated with us. His image appeared on an overdone piece of toast in a truckstop diner just outside of town. Believers and skeptics alike were reported to have heard the following statement coming from a booming voice in the skies, "WE DOTH SUCK, AND MUST REBUILD".
God followed up with a list of players he would be willing to trade for young pitching and prospects.
SP Tomas Folch
SP Joseph Diederich
CL Alfred Wickline
3B Ben Anguita
RF Shane Spies
Saturday, April 19, 2008
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